Missing staff on arrival, elevator shuddered when used, hallway smelled like weed, room smelled like cigarettes, bed sheets had little marks on them, we found a spider in the sheets too, the shower was dirty and the head dropped all night, the window didn't even have a curtain to block out the floodlights from the boat dock across the fence.
Breakfast: eggs were rubbery, biscuits were dry, gravy made my wife sick, the apple juice was just apple-scented sugar water. The only decent part was the coffee oddly enough.