A Royal Mix-up
I recently stayed at Woodspring Suites, where I booked a room with a king-sized bed through Expedia. Or so I thought.
Upon arrival, I was surprised to find a queen-sized bed staring back at me. Inquiring about the discrepancy, the front desk assured me that I had "requested a handicap queen room." I laughed, but it was not a joke... The justification? A "walk-in shower." (Upon inspection, the shower and tub were utterly ordinary.)
There were no king beds available, so I dropped the issue and decided to enjoy my handicap queen.
The Good:
Amusing front desk interactions, ordinary shower and tub masquerading as handicap-friendly,
a healthy dose of confusion to keep things interesting, plenty of tape over the batteries in the tv remote for secure functionality.
The Not-So-Good:
Room mix-up, misrepresentation of amenities, sorely missed king-sized bed. Oh, and we received a scolding from the front desk for our too-loud love-making, but it was a 11pm on a Saturday night so what the hell else were we supposed to do!?